It’s a newsletter.
It’s a lifestyle.
It’s a digital anthropology.

It’s an unholy gathering of marketing misfits who live for internet culture, viral moments, and the bizarre world of corporate cringe.

Imagine if a group chat, a marketing war room, and a haunted VHS tape had a baby. That baby grew up too fast, got addicted to trend reports, and now it runs a newsletter.

If something is trending on tiktok, spiraling on twitter, or getting ratio’d on threads — we’re already there with screenshots, timestamps, and a 3-paragraph analysis nobody asked for.

Each week, we dig through the sludge of online weirdness and pull out the shiniest treasures for you to feast on.

No fluff, no frills — just the wildest updates from brand antics, meme warfare, and the eerie underbelly of social media.

This is a broadcast from the algorithmic abyss.

Think: the coolest coworker in your Slack channel but it’s a sentient crustacean with wifi. Expect memes, trends, and marketing breakdowns so sharp they’ll cut through your "brand voice guide" like a hot knife through butter sculpture.

We’re not just a newsletter;
we’re a lifestyle choice you didn’t realize you were making.

What is Silence, Brand!?

What Do We Cover?

If it’s weird, viral, or one poorly-timed tweet away from a PR meltdown, it’s in here. Here’s a taste:

  • Brand Meltdowns: When corporations go "fellow kids" and we all have to watch

  • Internet Trends: From TikTok audios to micro-memes no one understands (but we do)

  • Viral Audios, Aesthetics & Oddities: If the algorithm loves it, you’ll see it here first

  • The Cringe Report: PR nightmares, CEO misfires, and whatever StickerGate 2024 was

  • Crab-Approved Chaos: Memes, formats, and sounds that are just too unhinged to ignore

We are you 🦀 You are us 🦀We are crabs 🦀

We are you 🦀 You are us 🦀We are crabs 🦀

Why Silence, Brand!?

Because every social media manager needs a friend who’ll say:

“Don’t post that.”

And also, “Post that, immediately.”

This is the space for people who live in Slack threads about "brand voice alignment" but secretly want to burn it all down.

WHO IS THIS FOR?

  • Brand strategists trying to convince their boss that TikTok audios actually matter.

  • Social media managers who know "just one more edit" is never just one more edit.

  • Marketing pros trying to explain tiktok audios to their boss for the 45th time.

  • Trend chasers and locked in freaks who want to be in the know without spending 6 hours scrolling TikTok at 2 a.m.

  • Anyone who enjoys watching the world burn a little bit — but, like, in a fun way.

  • You. yes, you. The one reading this with 47 tabs open and a cold coffee. You’re one of us now.