FAQ

  • ❓IS THIS A CULT?

    no.
    unless you want it to be.

  • ❓WHY DO YOU KEEP MENTIONING CRABS?

    Don’t question it.
    Just know that crabs are the final form of evolution and also a perfect metaphor for our community.

    scuttling.
    armored.
    ready for anything.

  • ❓IS THIS A USEFUL MARKETING RESOURCE OR JUST MEME NONSENSE?

    yes.

  • ❓HOW MUCH DOES IT COST?

    Free to vibe.
    Paid to thrive.

  • ❓WHAT DO I DO NEXT?

    1. Subscribe (it’s free, coward)

    2. Forward it to your work bestie (you KNOW they’ll love it)

    3. Scuttle into the crab kingdom (it’s nice down here)

    4. Call your mother

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