CALLING ALL FREAKS, BRAND GOBLINS, AND TREND HUNTERS
This is your official invite to the crab rave.
Where marketing fever dreams, meme cults, and viral chaos gather for a tri-weekly potluck of internet absurdity.
We are:
a vibe shift.
a glitch in the matrix.
a crab under your bed.
a sentient group chat that won’t stop pinging you at 3am with “omg look at this.”
We’re here to make sure you never see brands the same way again.